Nothing Gold Can Stay

This class suuuucks.

I really like the material/professor/allthatjazz but it’s so fast paced.

I have half a semester’s worth of material that I learned in less than two weeks to study from for tomorrow and that is too much.

prettyprettyalien:

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

“life ain’t a fucking nair commercial” omfg 

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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I’m going to have little baby tomatoes soon! My lavender started to bloom, and I picked up some pretty flowers the other day to add some more color to my humble little container garden.

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brightnest:

Is your yard looking a little dull? Is your windowsill a bit empty? DIY garden tags will spruce up your indoor or outdoor garden and remind you what plants you’re growing at the same time! The best part? This functional flair can be made with items you already own! Check out these five do-it-yourself plant marker ideas: 

Unique Ways to Label Your Plants via BrightNest

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“when it comes to dressing myself, i live by a very simple principle. i am fat, therefore, i look fat in everything; consequently, i can wear anything.”

– Advice from perfect goddess Kim Selling, whose writing you can expect to see in issue #2! (via filmmefatales)

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  1. queerthelibrary said: saaaaame omg

<3 <3 <3

 

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

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